Same verdict. You pick who delivers it.
A coach never changes a grade, a number, or a call. It changes how the same report reads — which matters more than it sounds, because the read you finish is the only one that helps.
One finding, five ways
Every sample below is the same finding from the same game: a Rubick standing too far forward, dying before the fight opened, five times out of seven. Same evidence, same verdict, same assignment. Only the register changes.
Every stat gets a decision attached — a percentile plus what to do about it.
Here's the pattern the replay coughs up: you step in on beat one instead of beat three.
Short declaratives, dry humor. The pattern, not the person.
Seven deaths, and the enemy was on your screen for every one. That's not vision. Stand behind Troll.
Leads with a genuine strength, then the one thing to fix.
You did the hard work here, you just did it from too far up. Let the fight open, then step in.
Scrim-partner cadence, short bursts, razor-sharp reads.
You're Rubick. You have 550 range. Why are you the closest guy to Lifestealer? Sit back, throw Fade Bolt, leave.
States the principle first, then anchors it in your replay.
There's a rule for fragile heroes: be the last thing they can reach, not the first. You inverted it.
What a coach is, and isn't
A coach is a voice over a fixed set of findings. The grading, the percentiles, the ranking of what actually cost you the game, and the assignment are all produced before any coach sees them — so the voice you pick never changes the verdict, and no coach can flatter you into a better grade.
See one in full
Samples are samples. Here's a complete report on a real game — no account needed.